Celebrities taking the underground
What fucking subway is this
Ellen winning her 14th People’s Choice Award
"Well, bitch, that’s what happens when you’re fucking Ellen DeGeneres."
Omfg can we appreciate matty from awkward sort of peering over to see Ellen bless him
that feeling you get when you’re angry
THAT ONE PENCIL IS PISSOMG ME OFF
YOU KNOW WHICH ONE
WHY WOULD THIS HAPPEN
oh man, my ocd cant deal with this shit
This is not okay. Oh my god.
someone please photoshop that pencil to fix it
Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014
@NiallOfficial: I just had a bath for the first time in years! Feels great! Feel 100 %
in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"
they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me
it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it
They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.
benedict cumberbatch harasses a black youth
this is the fifth time I’ve reblogged this i don’t care
this is the best post on this website
"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"
funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.
doctor who meme → ten episodies [5/10]
You’re a— Yes. From— Sh! You’ve got a TAR— Shh!
the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it
i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this